Me and Franny-Drinking Games

Am I the only one whos noticed Dan Brown's strange obsession with including penises in his stories?

They're... like...in every book!

It really makes me question Mr. Brown's sexuality...
Or Robert Langdon's at least.

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On another note, Ive just realized that my friend Franny is one of my most drawn friends...and Ive only known her for less than a year.
Thats the sign of a good friend!
...
Or not enough friends....

either way, its good.
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Oh dear God...Franny you bag of fruit! YOU LOOK MORE ITALIAN THAN ME IN THIS DRAWING! What is THIS?! Ok...youre wearing a freaking Lederhosen the next time I draw you! >//<